Category Archives: Humor

Where Have We Been?

And now a message from our Director-Curator, T.H. Gray…


Which will it be?

The Hysterical Society recently awoke from every museum’s nightmare – we went away and no one noticed. There were no comments or emails inquiring after our whereabouts (to be fair we don’t a get a lot emails even during the best of times). We just stopped exhibiting and the world didn’t seem to care. We almost didn’t notice ourselves.

We hardly noticed because we were so busy, we were getting nothing accomplished. You know the feeling. And like most of you, that lack of climax left us frustrated. You definitely know the feeling.

To make up for our lack of originality, we busied ourselves by bringing in traveling exhibits – pieces we had nothing to do with, but they filled space and, hopefully, kept your attention. To make sure we became part of your routine, we also tried to show on a regular schedule, every Tuesday and Saturday (bet you didn’t notice that either).

In looking back, those exhibits were repetitive and ineffective. Traveling exhibits seem to have no real cost. The problem is they were a huge time-suck. By the time we had found enough pieces to fill the next few weeks, there was little creative energy left. So we had to find more pieces to fill in, and on and on and on. This left no time to research and write anything original.

It didn’t help that other colleagues were sharing some of the same pieces, but getting lots more attention. It seemed as though we were all doing the same thing, which means the Hysterical Society wasn’t really contributing anything.

It was all very disheartening. So we stopped. Or rather, we never got around to doing more. We effectively closed for more than a year.

Before it was too late and this became permanent, the staff took a small retreat. We realized several things:

  1. We want to work smarter, not harder.
  2. We would rather create than copy.
  3. The only ones paying attention to the posting schedule was us.

In looking over our visitation records, it became apparent that seven of our top ten shows were original Hysterical Society creations, not copies of other people’s work.

So we’ve made a few decisions. Henceforth(1), the American Hysterical Society will:

  • Exhibit our own work first and foremost, without regard to timelines or deadlines, but when shows are ready.
  • Display historical pieces which fit our mission.
  • Share a round-up of modern works (so you can share them at work and look like the office comedian – consider it our gift to you).

Like all museums, the Hysterical Society is chasing relevance so we can be an important part of your life. Our experience shows that the best way to do that is to be ourselves, no matter how silly or profane.(2)


1. Henceforth is used here to demonstrate our seriousness.
2. Experience also shows we’re most popular when we’re profane.


By the way, these are our top ten exhibits, based on discrete visits:

Museum Professionals Make Terrible Visitors

The Best Public History Museum Studies Program Ever

Historian Meme

Circle Jerks

Create Your Own Bayeux Tapestry

Abusing Curators

Bringing History and Visitors Back to Colonial Williamsburg

Love Lost or Lost Love: Results Of The Museum Professional-Reenactor Compatibility Test

New Mount Vernon President & CEO

Registrar Humor


420 For the Founding Fathers

Curator’s Comment: In honor of 4/20.

Nope. Just Nope

Remember just after the Patriot Act bill became a law when librarians said no to the sitting President? Well now it’s everyone else’s turn. And it seems our National Park Service is leading the way.

If you haven’t heard, nine parks have banded together to as the Alt National Park Service. They have a Facebook page and a Twitter page. Their basic message goes like this:


If you share this view and want to support them, you can add your name here.

And if you need a moment (and who doesn’t right now?) here are the minutes from the Initial Meeting of the National Parks Revolutionary Coordinating Committee.

By the way, where are the history parks in all of this? Facts matter and you help preserve them. Time to step up and join your natural park sister sites in preventing fear and foolishness from becoming the American way of life!

Happy Thanksgiving!

A little something for those who like to share Pilgrim history on Thanksgiving…


Happy Independence Day!

It’s America, celebrate the day however you want.

A Day in the Life of an Art Museum Phone Operator, in Haiku

Actually By Maia Brown-Jackson

From The Toast

Are you real? Well, yes.

Is it raining outside now?

…I’m in a basement.

The Dali show, from

seven years ago, I missed.

Can I still go now?

Who replaces your

American flags? May I

speak with them? URGENT.

We close at five. If

I arrive at five, when would

I need to leave? Five.

I found a Miro

in my attic. Can you buy

it? Not at all fake.

Picasso found in

gated community yard.

Definitely real.

Dental assistant

calls about tooth art that should

be in the museum.

I want to bring my

mini horse to the museum.

That should be fine, right?

Read the Rest

The Background to Medieval Agrarian History

Curator’s Comments: A full transcrip of these talks can be found here.

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