Overly-Complex Human History Retconned

Actually By rvler9201 from The Spoof

Tuesday, 10 July 2012

Washington, D.C.–A group of the world’s leading historians gathered in Washington today to announce that the excessively-burdened and contradictory narrative of human history was to be retconned immediately “in order to make grasping human history easier for the average reader.”

An exhaustive five-year review of the canon of human history was concluded this past April, and following the report’s release next week, all preexisting historical texts will become redundant. (click to read the rest)


About T.H. Gray

T.H. Gray is the self-appointed court jester and Dr. Demento for the history museum field. A lifelong museum professional and reenactor, he is a graduate of the prestigious Peale-Barnum Public History Museum Studies Program. Until 2011, when the AHS hired him away, he was on staff at the Benjamin Dover Memorial Museum & Swimming Pool ("Our History is All Wet!"). He remembers when museums were still about history, science, and art. BTW, all of these posts say they are by T.H. Gray because he can't turn off the byline. Credit, when due, is given. View all posts by T.H. Gray

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