Actually By Stephen Colbert
Racism no longer exists in America.
Don’t believe me? Down in Selma, Alabama, they recently opened up The National Civil Rights Museum. It’s all about the fight against racism. Well, folks, it stands to reason that you don’t open a museum for something that still exists. Case in point: the Air and Space museum. Once we “landed on the moon,” Air and Space was over. Scotchguard Neil Armstrong and hang him from the ceiling.
From I am America (And So Can You), 172.