Prep time: Never ending
Bake: Only half
You may choose to use any or all of the following ingredients (please make sure you use the oldey-timey flavored of each)1 Schoolhouse 1 Non-denominational church (with or without cemetery) 1 Farmhouse (any style) & barn, replete with horses, cows, chickens, etc. 1 Log cabin (with rustic furniture) 1 Mansion House 1 General Store (doubles as modern retail outlet) 1 Grist or saw mill (functional or not) 1 Tavern (for political discussion only) 1 Blacksmith shop 1 Doctor’s office
Sprinkle the mixture liberally with the following according to taste or financial constraint:1 Set of stocks Horse & buggy rides Spinning wheels & looms Butter churns Candle-making equipment Quill pens Field for playing graces and rolling hoops Guides dressed in look of target period 1 Militia unit (must have operable firearms and a drum) Although you should make sure to cast everything as either a male or female role or space, remember to strain out any taste of sexism or racism. This recipe is best without such distracting details.
Toss the ingredients together and serve.
At first taste this is a very spicy dish, but it will go bland upon repeated servings.
According to consultants this will serve 300,000 to 500,000 visitors annually, though results may vary.